Monday, September 19, 2005


My RIT(Robot intelligence Technology) Labmates at KAIST Posted by Picasa

Poochi on Palmtop Posted by Picasa

"Oh Sheet....Processor Failed". Vinay and Me with our Failed Shaastra Robot Posted by Picasa

Friday, July 01, 2005


The Hulk. Drawn by the Bulk (me actually) Posted by Picasa

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

The Lord of the Rings : A tale of a Book-Mood

What is a Book Mood?
I’ve realized something rather recently. It’s about the Book-Moods I’ve been having. I would define a Book-Mood as the weird frame of mind you end up during/after reading a book. It’s strangely akin to sensations such as getting high or listening to death metal but not quite the same. What causes such strange phenomenon? The act of drowning into a book, swimming with the characters and being pulled down into the depths of the plot. In simpler language, its all about over-reading a book. Music has a term for such like: ear worm (a tune that doesn’t leave your mind whether you like it or not). I am sure many of you would have experienced similar sensations. I recently suffered greatly on account of a really long Recent Book-Mood I have had:

About The Lord of the Rings Book-Mood

If the reader is successful enough to not get lost among the myriad characters, then he comes to one of the toughest Book Moods in all of English literature. The reader soon begins to picture himself as Aragon/Gimli/Legolas/Frodo/Gandalf (choice depending on age, sex, height, skin colour, IQ level and sexual orientation). The world then warps itself appropriately to suit the viewpoint of the reader whatever the character he chooses. In my case, it was Aragon. Phrases such as “Tall and dark was he…stern of glance….proud and strong..” jump every now and then into the consciousness. The worst ever memory was a trip to the Central Station of Chennai to drop my uncle for his night train to Coimbatore.....

There and Back Again
The journey was to be to the Castle of the Trainwright (Chennai Central Station) whereupon, my Uncle was to pursue his destiny alone. Loremasters (My grandfather knew all train timings by heart) forecasted the correct time for departure (7:30 PM to catch the 9:00 PM train in Chennai Traffic) and I started by mounting my noble steed, proud and tireless (Suzuki Samurai TN07E2636), from the land of Rohan afar (it was a second hand buy from a showroom). The long and perilous journey was to be undertaken under the cover of the very storm of Mordor (smog of Chennai traffic). I bade my uncle to sit behind me, as my steed began with a triumphant neigh (It didn’t start to well so I have to give it a nice raise, to warm up the two-stroke engine). The journey was mostly uneventful as my noble steed galloped away heedless of the burden upon its back but it was beginning to get weary within sighting distance of the destination (Carburettor was clogging up and it literally was sputtering). But it was a noble beast nonetheless and managed to make it without a halt for refreshment (I had filled the tank only yesterday and had serviced it about a month back). A number of evil looking Lesser Men, fell and potbellied, and yet tall of stature and dressed in the peculiar clothing of their land of Traf from afar (Traffic Policemen) waylaid us every once in the while during the journey but dared not stop us as they had troubles of their own (the peak hour traffic of Chennai). We also espied a number of fair elven folk (figures/chicks/babes) near the new fortress of Spencer (I bet, you got that one) and I slowed down to watch them pass for such folk were hard to come by these days. But throughout the journey, we were aware of the shadow of Mordor that was ever upon us, as every now and then, a foul reek assailed our mouth and noses (We had to pass across Cooum, recently rated, the most polluted river in South India). Upon reaching the Castle of the Trainwright (Central Station), I was faced with a tough choice, must I risk leaving my steed unattended open its open pastures (no parking area) where it maybe waylaid by the above mentioned Lesser men, or pain in watching it stabled along with lesser beasts (Parking lot). I decided that no Lesser Man may ever lay a hand on it so suffered to lead it to the stables. The stables were crowded with a great many animals of every colour, hue, and kind. My fear proved unfounded as the Keeper of the Stables issued me the pink parchment of ownership (parking coupon) open me giving him the honest fee of 3 Gold coins (Rupees). Then I walked back to the Castle Entrance with my uncle. Tall was I and stern of glance but that did not prevent lesser folk from touching me with awe (kicking stamping, elbowing, head butting, spitting and everything short of open fighting…the crowd at Chennai Central is exceeded only by those from T.Nagar and Kothavaalchawadi). I suffered the touch as they were but lesser mortals but was I not a Tall Man from the West? The passage to the Gates of north, where lay the Great Trains, in waiting, was swarmed with a large number of races. Very often, we were bidden to give way to sturdy Dwarves in Red clothes (porter, or Coolies) singing loudly (Vazhi..Vazhi)while shifting the huge burdens, which they bore unflinchingly upon their backs. Few and far were the fair Elven folk (Babes/chicks/figures again) for they choose to board the Wings of the Windlord (The Airport) away South at the Castle of the Planewright for their long journeys. After a long walk wherein we had to watch out for mounds, pits and dung of some unknown beast (this wasn’t an Allusion, it is the typical state of the Central Station platform), we finally reached the right carriage of the Great Train bearing the White Parchment of Seating (Ticket). But we were dismayed to find a great many varieties of Lesser Men, evil looking and very nearly Orc like of having already overrun the carriage and had filled it with their foul kind (It was an unreserved compartment and we were late). The walls were filled with their filthy scrawling (typical example was: Priyaaa I Loooooooove Yooou – Vasant). But me and my uncle were veterans of many battles and a fierce Duel followed between me and their kind as I sought to reclaim the Throne (window seat was the only kind of comfort Indian Railways allowed) that was rightfully ours, even as they screamed in a nameless tongue words of abuse (W**tha, idhu unga Appa Soththa?). They foul folk were afraid of me plainly and sought a parley by offering my Uncle the rightful Seat. We accepted and I bade my uncle a good journey. I stopped only briefly to gaze at the huge Beast that was to pull the carriage train (WAP-5 Diesel Electric Locomotive from Erode) as I turned towards the long journey back home. In my haste to get back to the safe confines of my own land, I was waylaid by the Lesser men of Traf who issued forth a challenge (License Irukka?). Whereupon, I drew out the Jewel of Lisc (my drivers license), of which it was known far and wide. They trembled with fear on seeing that and hastily bade me to be on my way. Weary was I when I returned….

Monday, June 27, 2005

To Workout or not to Workout... or to over Workout

The entire period of the last month or so has been spent with a vain attempt to cut me down in size, by myself of course. Faced with a 98 kilo bulk (And a big Spare Tire around my waist) and eons of free time till august 24th when I shall make the proverbial escape.. (uttered Vivek style) to Korea, I have been given the ultimatum to lose weight by my mom. But then the Anna University Alumni Club, of which my dad was a member, happily opened up a new well equipped AC gym, and to my pleasant surprise was open for both sexes. Needless to say, I astonished my parents by signing in right away and then on 'gymmed' hard. The place was for the most part was and is occupied by fifty plus retirees who are in a desperate fight against an aging heart/blood sugar/bulk etc. The flip (and the bright) side to this is that some of them bring their daughters/grand daughters along (and I am the only eligible bachelor around not counting the former Mr.Chennai body builder that is the Gym instructor). Well then, the story now moves on predictable lines as I took to heavy 'bicepping'. The place was surrounded by mirrors and I liberally helped myself to a vareity of weights, dumbells etc. and my instructor was none too pleased to help me on. The very same day, I felt my biceps to be stiffer and I felt proud. The stiffness turned to a mild pain the next day. The instructor bushed it of by saying it was normal and uttered the age old adage "No Pain, no Gain". Well I must have gained a lot apparently for the day after that, I found to my horror that I couldnt straighten my arms for more then 100 odd degree without uttering a wraithlike shreik. Imagine how ridiculous this looks for a mommnet. I spent the next 2 days, walking around like a forlorn velociraptor, hands held in front at a 90 degree angle. Worse was to follow, the calls of nature severly compounded the matter. Thankfully my dear mom then undertook to tie hot water bandages on my arm and now the pain seems to be subsiding. Its been a week since this episode and my arm (especilly the left one) is still refusing to fully straighten. The instructor promised to attack my thighs and abdomen next. Needless to say, I havent been to gym again since.

Friday, June 24, 2005


My eariler tanks Posted by Hello

Aquarium Maintenance (What not to do)

I have always prided myself with my knowledge of my fish. A long session yesterday with a couple of websites on aquarium care demolished my pride.

I been having an aquarium at home since I was 13. It was brought home as a form of therapy for my Grandfather who was suffering from Parkinsons disease. Since then, I have caring for my aquarium or should I say multitude of aquariums for the aquatic scene at home was constantly changing and diminishing with the shifting and the ever increasing academic burden upon my head (I now have a small excuse for a tank and a goldfish bowl). What I knew of, was cultivated by spending time with fish-heads (if such a term existed) while I was fish shopping (my favourite breed is the Sword Tail Mollie and Gorami).

But yesterday, I discovered that after 8 odd years of supposedly comfortable fish care, one musnt remove fish from the tank for cleaning (stresses them out). Other shocking stuff were to follow, cloudiness cused due to bacterial growth, excess or imbalance of nitrites, phosphates etc. (due to fish shitting) and algal growth encouraged by overfeeding and sunlight.

My tank is now cloudy, grown over with algae. I got to find the money to buy a decent filter. And my goldfish has a nasty red blotch on head(actually in the space between the eyes, but convinient to think of as head). And I am too lazy to clean.

PS: I shall upload some pics of my fish from the better days earlier.

Saturday, June 18, 2005

Why Instrumentation?

Now that I have figured out why exactly I started this, Im back.

Im in the most interesting part of my life now. Local slang (Chennai, India) for how I am would be "vetti". Ive just completed a degree in bachelor of engineering in instrumentation and control not understanding why.

The feelings of the class were aptly summed up when our brilliant HOD asked us why we joined Instrumentation at SRM. There we were, awkwardly poised on little toddler stools in the Process Control Labs (those endowed with bigger rears were liberally off the stools too...apologies to Abishek), faced with the most unanswerable question since we took the pill (actually clisked in the sinle window counselling for engineering entrance). But there existed an answer, the most obvious one at that....because we didnt have anything else?

We were a bunch of fellows (partial losers) and fellies having made a compromise between worse of department in better college/better department in worse of college. Every one of us, at that. Even the affluent Management Quota guys were nothing but guys with not enough money to afford a better department or a better college.

Looking back I realise that all my attempts to relive my boredom during my college days were a vain protest against the system which forced me upon Instrumentation and Control at SRM.

Last Week, a close Family friend wanted to know about Instrumentation and Control, for his neice to join. He wanted to know about prospects and placements and pretty much what the hell it was about since no one seemed to have a clue.

I t took me four years, countless hours of boredom sleeping and chatting away at class, eons of wasted time pondering pointlessly as to why must experiments be redone according to the lab manual, and tonnes of moolah paid through the nose, in the form of fees and through fines to figure out that......Neither did I know.

PS: My Apologies for people unfamiliar with the following : Single Window Counselling, The BE Degree System in India and Abisheks true Butt size.

Tuesday, May 31, 2005


At Hong Kong Airport Posted by Hello

Uh

Uh Hello,
hmm Ive finally jumped into the blogger bandwagon.
Well.... now,Let me figure out how to use this thing