What is a Book Mood?I’ve realized something rather recently. It’s about the Book-Moods I’ve been having. I would define a Book-Mood as the weird frame of mind you end up during/after reading a book. It’s strangely akin to sensations such as getting high or listening to death metal but not quite the same. What causes such strange phenomenon? The act of drowning into a book, swimming with the characters and being pulled down into the depths of the plot. In simpler language, its all about over-reading a book. Music has a term for such like: ear worm (a tune that doesn’t leave your mind whether you like it or not). I am sure many of you would have experienced similar sensations. I recently suffered greatly on account of a really long Recent Book-Mood I have had:
About The Lord of the Rings Book-Mood If the reader is successful enough to not get lost among the myriad characters, then he comes to one of the toughest Book Moods in all of English literature. The reader soon begins to picture himself as Aragon/Gimli/Legolas/Frodo/Gandalf (choice depending on age, sex, height, skin colour, IQ level and sexual orientation). The world then warps itself appropriately to suit the viewpoint of the reader whatever the character he chooses. In my case, it was Aragon. Phrases such as “Tall and dark was he…stern of glance….proud and strong..” jump every now and then into the consciousness. The worst ever memory was a trip to the Central Station of Chennai to drop my uncle for his night train to Coimbatore.....
There and Back Again The journey was to be to the Castle of the Trainwright (
Chennai Central Station) whereupon, my Uncle was to pursue his destiny alone. Loremasters (
My grandfather knew all train timings by heart) forecasted the correct time for departure (
7:30 PM to catch the 9:00 PM train in Chennai Traffic) and I started by mounting my noble steed, proud and tireless (
Suzuki Samurai TN07E2636), from the land of Rohan afar (
it was a second hand buy from a showroom). The long and perilous journey was to be undertaken under the cover of the very storm of Mordor (
smog of Chennai traffic). I bade my uncle to sit behind me, as my steed began with a triumphant neigh (
It didn’t start to well so I have to give it a nice raise, to warm up the two-stroke engine). The journey was mostly uneventful as my noble steed galloped away heedless of the burden upon its back but it was beginning to get weary within sighting distance of the destination (
Carburettor was clogging up and it literally was sputtering). But it was a noble beast nonetheless and managed to make it without a halt for refreshment (
I had filled the tank only yesterday and had serviced it about a month back). A number of evil looking Lesser Men, fell and potbellied, and yet tall of stature and dressed in the peculiar clothing of their land of Traf from afar (
Traffic Policemen) waylaid us every once in the while during the journey but dared not stop us as they had troubles of their own (
the peak hour traffic of Chennai). We also espied a number of fair elven folk (
figures/chicks/babes) near the new fortress of Spencer (
I bet, you got that one) and I slowed down to watch them pass for such folk were hard to come by these days. But throughout the journey, we were aware of the shadow of Mordor that was ever upon us, as every now and then, a foul reek assailed our mouth and noses
(We had to pass across Cooum, recently rated, the most polluted river in South India). Upon reaching the Castle of the Trainwright (
Central Station), I was faced with a tough choice, must I risk leaving my steed unattended open its open pastures (
no parking area) where it maybe waylaid by the above mentioned Lesser men, or pain in watching it stabled along with lesser beasts (
Parking lot). I decided that no Lesser Man may ever lay a hand on it so suffered to lead it to the stables. The stables were crowded with a great many animals of every colour, hue, and kind. My fear proved unfounded as the Keeper of the Stables issued me the pink parchment of ownership (
parking coupon) open me giving him the honest fee of 3 Gold coins (
Rupees). Then I walked back to the Castle Entrance with my uncle. Tall was I and stern of glance but that did not prevent lesser folk from touching me with awe (
kicking stamping, elbowing, head butting, spitting and everything short of open fighting…the crowd at Chennai Central is exceeded only by those from T.Nagar and Kothavaalchawadi). I suffered the touch as they were but lesser mortals but was I not a Tall Man from the West? The passage to the Gates of north, where lay the Great Trains, in waiting, was swarmed with a large number of races. Very often, we were bidden to give way to sturdy Dwarves in Red clothes (
porter, or Coolies) singing loudly (
Vazhi..Vazhi)while shifting the huge burdens, which they bore unflinchingly upon their backs. Few and far were the fair Elven folk (
Babes/chicks/figures again) for they choose to board the Wings of the Windlord (
The Airport) away South at the Castle of the Planewright for their long journeys. After a long walk wherein we had to watch out for mounds, pits and dung of some unknown beast (
this wasn’t an Allusion, it is the typical state of the Central Station platform), we finally reached the right carriage of the Great Train bearing the White Parchment of Seating (
Ticket). But we were dismayed to find a great many varieties of Lesser Men, evil looking and very nearly Orc like of having already overrun the carriage and had filled it with their foul kind (
It was an unreserved compartment and we were late). The walls were filled with their filthy scrawling (
typical example was: Priyaaa I Loooooooove Yooou – Vasant). But me and my uncle were veterans of many battles and a fierce Duel followed between me and their kind as I sought to reclaim the Throne (
window seat was the only kind of comfort Indian Railways allowed) that was rightfully ours, even as they screamed in a nameless tongue words of abuse (
W**tha, idhu unga Appa Soththa?). They foul folk were afraid of me plainly and sought a parley by offering my Uncle the rightful Seat. We accepted and I bade my uncle a good journey. I stopped only briefly to gaze at the huge Beast that was to pull the carriage train (
WAP-5 Diesel Electric Locomotive from Erode) as I turned towards the long journey back home. In my haste to get back to the safe confines of my own land, I was waylaid by the Lesser men of Traf who issued forth a challenge (
License Irukka?). Whereupon, I drew out the Jewel of Lisc (
my drivers license), of which it was known far and wide. They trembled with fear on seeing that and hastily bade me to be on my way. Weary was I when I returned….